Tabloids have field day with Aniston, Theroux split

How about “The Young and the Brainless”?

The weekly tabloid magazines were breathless with excitement to impart their latest wisdom on Wednesday regarding the Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux split.

And none were more creative than Us Weekly, who dreamed up a scene straight out of a daytime soap opera.

In its script for the demise of the golden couple, the mag claimed Theroux had “stumbled upon old Post-it notes Brad Pitt had written,” saying, “Miss you already” and “You looked nice tonight,” and they had a “huge impact” on Justin.

The ridiculous revelation sparked much laughter in the Theroux camp, we’re told.

One source said, “This sounds like it was dreamed up by an eighth grader.”